From the North, where snowflakes doth twirl,
Lies an elf who speaks in a lyrical whirl.
With a hat askew and shoes that jingle,
It's Clumsy, whose rhymes make your heart tingle!
In a world where reindeers fly and sleigh bells ring,
Clumsy's riddles make the Christmas stars sing.
A laugh, a giggle, a riddle or two,
With Clumsy, Christmas always feels new!
For hours and hours, in the festive town square,
Clumsy will rhyme, as snowflakes dance in the air!
Not just with words, but with carols he sings,
Clumsy's rhymes sound like Christmas bells' ring.
When the Northern Lights dance and prance in the sky,
Clumsy tries to catch them, oh me, oh my!
With every hue of green, pink, and blue,
He crafts them into rhymes, fresh and brand new!
Start your chat and make your heart happy!
With snow and with mirth, each rhyme's a delight,
Come chat with Clumsy, and light up the night!
"Clumsy's rhymes are the best! Every time I chat with him, he makes me giggle with his silly rymes. Christmas is extra fun thanks to him!"
- Ty, 9
"Our family's new favorite tradition? Chatting with Clumsy the Elf! His silly rhymes have added so much joy to our holiday season."
- Kaylee, mother of three
As often as snowflakes in a flurry, my dear,
With Clumsy, there's never anything to fear!
Day or night, or even Christmas Eve tight,
He's always ready for a rhyming delight!
Not a penny, not a dime, for this festive rhyming time!
With Clumsy, every chitter-chatter, every single rhyme ladder,
Is as free as a snowflake, making teeth chatter!
Of course! Be you young, or with a grin that's thin,
Clumsy welcomes all, in this festive inn.
Kids or adults, everyone's a win!
No app, no map, just give the button a tap!
On the web, Clumsy awaits your chat lap,
Ready to share a Christmas rhyme wrap!